"Fury said to a mouse, That he met in the house,
'Let us both go to law: I will prosecute you.
-Come, I'll take no denial: We must have the trial;
For really this morning I've nothing to do.'
Said the mouse to the cur, 'Such a trial, dear sir,
With no jury or judge, would be wasting our breath.'
'I'll be judge, I'll be jury.' said the cunning old Fury:
'I'll try the whole cause, and condemn you to death'."